Your waist should be half your height…

I am in trouble. Those damn TV doctors are at it again. My partner watches daytime TV, a dangerous adventure at best, and attacks me with new health risk statistics, for diabetics, heart disease, etc. I know he means well expressing his concerns for my health, but….my waist hasn’t been that small in 20 years.

It seems an impossibility. The average height of a man from my generation is 5′ 10″. That means your waist should be 35 inches or less.  And that is measuring around the belly botton,  not where your pants ride.  (Pants on the ground…)

That reminds me Wanda Sykes did an interesting spoof of AI.  Her song was called “boobs out cha blouse“.

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