And Wendy has stormy eyes

Tony Dovolani and Wendy Williams

It seems we are on a muppet theme here so I am going with it.   Wendy Williams went home last night.  No surprise, remember I predicted it.   She is strangely captivating but not a dancer at all.  If I want my Wendy fix from now on I will have to go back to watching “The Soup” where she is regularly made fun of by host, Joel McHale.  I couldn’t stay up late enough to catch her on “Jimmy Kimmel” singing her swan song.  But here is a reasonable facsimile.

Tony and Beautiful Day Monster from the first season of "Sesame Street".

Who’s peeking out from under a stairway
Calling a name that’s lighter than air
Who’s bending down to give me a rainbow
Everyone knows it’s Windy

Who’s tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who’s reaching out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it’s Windy

And Windy has stormy eyes
That flash at the sound of lies
And Windy has wings to fly
Above the clouds, above the clouds

Who’s tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who’s reaching out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it’s Windy

What will Williams miss most about the experience?  According to US Weekly,  “Craft services! Endless guacamole and lots of good salad dressing.”   I think that explains everything pretty well.

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2 Responses to “And Wendy has stormy eyes”

  1. Apparently, all her weight goes to her boobs.

    The first time I saw her, I swore she was a drag queen.

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